Pushing the proverbial up the whatsit

9 02 2010

School’s back and its been a whirlwind of pregnant potential, testosterone fuelled one-up-manship, jaw dropping stupidity and meetings of such productivity that they can only be a kin to catching swamp gas with a shovel and proclaiming you’ve cured global warming.

The year has started with detailed planning ready to tackle a support aspect of my job role that has until now been largely neglected. This was partly due to my own inaction and partly due to administrations broken promises about resolving issues. I have manifested a program of significant clarity that should allow even the weakest individual progress their Science results while allowing the capable (or non ‘muto’ students) to extend themselves to the next level.(Or Grade, or whatever it is we report in now… )

I thought this was going to go well, prepared for the students, the staff, and a new set of skills acquired to deal with the system. That is until today.

The program tailored for students of low ability is too disjointed thanks to a disjointed timetable, meaning that some students can’t keep up with a worksheet in front of them while others are agro for covering the same stuff twice. (Granted they couldnt get any of it right even on the second go.) This means that the class can’t focus, so students act up, I diffuse and redirect, only to have another student flare up, so I diffuse and so on until an hour is wasted and all that the students have covered is the same content that they did 2 years ago. I seem to be wasting my time here.

Then the Meeting with Stats analyst for previous year yr 12 subjects was the greatest tool for Hulk inspired rage today, in fact the rage stayed with me for the rest of the day. So much so that I could have driven over a flock of nuns and then backed up to scream at them for daring to exist in the same universe as me . This meeting was designed to explain, at breakneck speed, what all the computations are done to students results after they have completed a unit. Computations that as a teacher I have no influence on. ‘Yes frustrating’ you say, ‘but surely good to see what can be improved on for this year?’. Ah no. WE DONT TEACH THESE UNITS ANY MORE. This was like comparing the recording capacity of reel-to-reel tapes and a Blu-Ray disc, a waste of fucking time.The units are nolonger run, in their stead we run new units that were suppose to allow for greater choice by students on their path to univeristy. Alas this is far from the case with a potential 30 point difference obliterating our students attempts at the new units.  So a big arsehole salute goes to the DET and curriculum council for creating a new system that is exactly like the old system only with crappier units. Well done, that’ll get the rigour back in to our youth.

I have to ask myself what the hell I am doing here, my skills are wasted on students who are more interested in acting like a six-year-old than learning ANYTHING. I attend meetings in which information is handed out and no action is decided, causing the need for more meetings. When instant action is needed from administration a polite ‘I’ll be there in a sec’ doesnt stop a fight nor prevent the repercussions of the latter fight occurring. This makes me question why I do this, why the hell should I care. This isnt a profession, this is a sham.

Maybe it is time for the Smootang to look elsewhere. Maybe it is time to change schools, or maybe even careers, maybe…





Parking FAIL

28 01 2010

Well done to Perth Domestic Airport and the short term parking machines. 30 minutes – 1 hour cost $5.50 with the machines not accepting 50 cent coins.

So I paid $6 and surpirse surprise, no change.





Itteh bitteh kittehs.

3 01 2010

Shiny and I have become fur parents. We have adopted two energetic kittens from the Cat Haven. How quickly routines are changed by a little one in the house. The quiet sunday morning is now an adventure playground of high-speed rough and tumble, punctuated with sudden silence as exploring nooks and crannies takes place.

Toys litter the many rooms and the climbing skills are still being tested on our unprotected thighs. Climbing frame and scratching post have been bought to save the furniture, and like kids playing with the box the new TV came in rather than the TV, our little ones are far more interested with scrunched up news paper that a purpose-built toy.

Having these furry friends in our lives brings smiles to our faces.





The Happiness Patrol had better not call.

24 11 2009

My life has been a roller coaster as of late. I have applied for a job that I thought I was custom-made for. A job that had a nice pay rise, a different role that I felt would actually make a difference for the school I already work in. Unfortunately I didnt even make the short list. It is a running bet that the people who will get into the positions will be the types that look awesome on paper, but will rage quit 6-12 months into the contract. (Yeah my school can be that hard.)

I have been asked to assist a middle school teacher with a class for Science, only to find that this teacher shouldnt be allowed behind the wheel of a motor vehicle let alone be in the same room as kids. So now I am desperately trying to build some valid lessons for the students so they get some sort of Science training before hitting upper school.

Today, to top it off, I looked at the class list for next year. Of the incoming cohort, the usual splattering of hardcore students are lumped together into, yep you guessed it, my classes. The ability level of these students is bottom of the barrel to minimum standard. I am in for a year of hell on Earth. A year with mindless zombies who couldnt care if they pass or fail. And who can blame them? They dont need to demonstrate any capability other than a basic aptitude on the year 11 Industrial and Automotive VET course entry test. Exams? null. Content understanding? null.

I left today with the manic grin of someone who knows they have been dealt a hand of jokers in a game of poker. I feel that I have somehow draw the only straw known to be so short it exists in another dimension rather than ours. I think I need to get out.





Zombie Survival Rules

20 11 2009

Shiny and I have been on a zombie bender now for over a month. After seeing a recent film Zombieland I felt the need to post just some of the rules that are highlighted in the movie about survival after the zombie apocalypse. If you can think of any more please comment.

Rule 1: Cardio: It is important to be reasonably fit. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better than going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before you get eaten.

Rule 3: Seatbelts: It’s a safe bet unless you’re a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt. Nothing worse than finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.

Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last-minute ’oh shit’ moment remember to double tap. It’s an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.

Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you can not have attachments. If you got kids or a wife your less likely to survive then the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like ‘going back into the room’

Rule 6: Travel in a Group: The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure you’re a traveling buffet. Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going it with the old man with the limp, the little kid who can’t run and the middle-aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster than they can.

Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: One of the most sure-fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible. When you find somebody who asks you ‘Whats going on? What Happened? Those are the ones you want with you. That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize its not Amway calling and run.

Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency: It’s not about pretty its about efficiency. A lot of folks run for the gun cabinet where as the truly savvy go looking for the most blunt and effective way to destroy the brain. That can be anything from a baseball bat… to a toilet lid! Kill with Efficiency… dont use weapons that need something to work and use weapons you can swing over and over and over again. You dont tend to run into 1 zombie at a time.

Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When your running who has time to stop for bullets? Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but only when your pinned in and need a quick getaway. It’s not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading. Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!

Rule 10: Be Quiet: It’s the end of the world as you know it so try to avoid squealing like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers. Nobody said you have to kill all the zombies and there is certainly no shame in sneaking around and surviving versus tearing around like a madman and ending up being an undead happy meal.

Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse than a poorly planned escape. If your going to be a hero it’s always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states.. know your way out!

Rule 17: Don’t Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead… its time to flee. No making a stand, no ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.

Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies it’s not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of must. Stretch it out a little. It may save your life.

Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead its important to blend in. When  is the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie? not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.

Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is key to survival but since we are already travelling in a group you should ask yourself why the shelter needs to be stationary. For me a motor home or large all terrain vehicle that seats a half dozen would do nicely. Plus when zombies arrive in your neighbourhood there is no last-minute scramble to pack and leave. Just put it in drive and roll!

Rule 21: Zombies can’t Climb. Much like you have never seen a zombie eat another zombie when is the last time you saw  a zombie climb a wall? Well other than the debacle that was the remake of Day of the Dead which had Spiderman zombies. Zombies can’t climb so find high ground if you do need to stop.

Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is key. When your bride turns into the undead, reach for the lid to the toilet seat and be ruthless. The weak and compassionate will not survive in the world of the undead.

Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well-armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later. So when a redneck shows up in your group half drunk and rumbling louder than your humvee welcome him. Sure rednecks can attract zombies but they also are well-armed and kill a whole lot of em when they do come for dinner. Best of all they are good bait for you to make your exit while he is making a mess of the zombies and before he realizes he just ran out of bullets and does the happy meal groan.

Rule 24: No Drinking. This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.

Rule 31: Check the Back Seat. I can’t tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!

Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: It’s the end of the world. Dont sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!





Top 10 Basic Driving Mistakes

9 11 2009
After an enlightening discussion in the office over driving position I thought I share some info I came across in relation to driving. Some of the following is race track oriented sure, but a lot can apply to daily driving. Look a head, anticipate and slow in, fast out.
Top 10 Basic Driving Mistakes :

 

Mistake #1: Improper Driving Position
The proper driving position is important because it helps you get the optimal feedback from your car’s chassis while also keeping you from getting fatigued. First, your seat should be adjusted so that you are able to depress the clutch completely and perform heel/toe braking without banging your knee on the steering column. You should also be able to use the dead pedal for support through high-g turns. Your shoulder harness should be tight so that you do not need to rely upon the steering wheel for support.
Next, you should have a 90- to 120-degree bend in your elbows with your hands in the proper 3 and 9 o’clock positions on the steering wheel. This will allow you to make a 180-degree turn of the wheel when you need to correct an oversteer slide.
Ideally, your thumbs should be in contact with the 3 and 9 spokes on the steering wheel. This gives you more direct feedback from the front suspension in case of an understeer situation. (Note: Since formula car and sports racer steering wheels are smaller in diameter, your arms should be straighter and have less bend at the elbows).
Finally, your butt should be tucked firmly into the seat back so that you can get feedback from the chassis and up through the seat. This will give you a better feel as to what the rear end of the car is doing. In keeping with the Zen philosophy of racing, you should become one with your car. Get comfortable, go faster.

Mistake #2: Failure to Look Ahead
The most common driving mistake in both autocross and road racing is failure to look far enough ahead.
As street drivers, many of us become lazy and look only between the A pillars (those down posts which border the edges of our windshield). On a race track, because of the planning and high speeds involved, this will not get the job done. You must condition yourself not only to look much farther ahead, but out the left and right side windows as well.
Entering a corner, as you are doing your braking and downshifting, you must be looking ahead to the apex of the corner. Before you reach the apex, you should be looking ahead to your track-out point. In “S” turns, often you have to be looking ahead to the second apex, rather than the corner you are in. In this case, you must trust your peripheral vision to take care of the first apex.
The rule of thumb is, “The faster the car, the farther you must look ahead.” The malady of “driving off your hood” is one that relegates many race drivers to slower cars while other competitors make the transition to higher powered cars with ease.
If you are limited in terms of track time, practice looking much farther ahead and out side windows as you negotiate off-ramps and corners on back roads. If looking ahead becomes habitual, you are much more likely to use the technique on the race track. And no, I am not advocating that you adjust your street driving speed upward to match your newfound, long-range vision. That ticket is on you.

Mistake #3: Improper Braking Technique
If you often brake too early for a corner, you may find that looking ahead will cure your problem. When you know where the apex and track-out points are located, it is much easier to know when to ease off the brake pedal and precisely how much to release it. However, you may have other braking problems which do not vanish so easily.
Some drivers brake hard enough in a straight line to slow their car down for the corner, but then they totally release the brake or go to the throttle before they get to the apex of the corner. They transfer the weight off the front tires and onto the rear wheels just when they need their steering the most. This can cause the car to go into an understeer skid.
In order to keep the weight on the front and the tire contact patches expanded for optimal steering, you should use trail braking. Trail braking is simply continuing to apply a diminishing percentage of braking until you complete your turn into the apex. The transition from trail braking to the apex and the application of throttle to the track-out point should be smooth and seamless so as not to upset the chassis.

Mistake #4: Improper Downshift Technique
More correctly, this should be called “Improper Brake and Downshift Technique,” since it is difficult to separate the two. I would like to explain the entire sequence of heel-and-toe braking and downshifting; that would be an article in itself, however, so I will not.
Simply put, the theory of the heel-and-toe downshift is this: When braking and downshifting prior to a corner, you must brake in a straight line while simultaneously clutching the car, revving the engine to match the speed of the drive wheels, putting the car into a lower gear and then releasing the clutch without upsetting the tire contact patches and suspension in the process.
For those of you who do not know how to heel-and-toe downshift, you may want to go to Bob Bondurant’s or Skip Barber’s driving schools. For those of you who know how to heel-and-toe downshift, but are still not doing it as smoothly as you would like (i.e.: you are chirping the tires when you downshift), here are a few tips:
· With your car in neutral and with the engine running, practice putting pressure on the brake pedal with the ball of your foot while swinging your heel and the outside of your foot over onto the gas pedal. Please, do not touch the shift lever!
· Using constant brake pedal pressure, try to rev the engine up to a reasonable rpm and hold it there. Repeat the process, pivoting your foot from left to right until you feel you can do this with consistent repeatability. Your tire chirping problem is probably due to your lack of revving your engine up high enough or blurping the throttle and downshifting too slowly.
· Practice your downshifts at your next autocross event or on an uninhabited back road. Better yet, take a refresher driving school course until you have your heel/toe downshift perfect. Good braking and downshifting is essential if you want to improve your lap times. (Not everyone, however, is impressed with a good heel/toe downshift technique. Mr. Holland, my high school driver education teacher, marked me off for doing it.)

Mistake #5: Apexing Too Early
On most race courses, there are far more late-apex corners than early-apex corners. So, if you want

to be successful in autocross or road racing, you had better get used to learning how to drive late-apex corners. At driving schools, where cones mark the turn-in points, apexes and track-out points, you may not have a problem. But what about driving an unfamiliar track? For a better understanding of this problem, please refer to the illustration below.
There is an easy way to determine the location of the apex for a corner. Work backwards from the track-out point, to the apex, then to the turn-in point. Ideally, you want to exit the corner in as straight a line as possible. This will help you maintain momentum and maximize straightaway speed.
When dealing with more than one corner (See illustration below), where the last corner in the series leads onto a long straightaway, you must often sacrifice your entry speed into the first corner to get more exit speed off of the last corner. It is better to “go in slow and come out fast” when exiting onto a straight.
Apexing too early is the number one killer of straightaway momentum. The symptoms of apexing too early are as follows: You turn into the corner where you think the apex should be, but upon exiting the corner, you find that you need excessive steering input just to stay on the track. You have major understeer and you are scuffing off way too much speed at the track-out point as you exit the corner. Go back and study the line of this part of the track again. You may be apexing too early.

Mistake #6: Premature Acceleration
If you are not apexing too early, you may be suffering from premature acceleration. While embarrassing, premature acceleration is not a condition you have to live with forever. However, the cure does require patience and control.
It is not enough to brake and downshift properly and turn into the apex at the right point if you still are going to apply the throttle too early in a corner. Be patient. Trail brake long enough to get the nose of your car pointed at the apex and aligned with your track-out point. Why accelerate before you have the car pointed in the right direction? When you transition to throttle, do so smoothly without upsetting the chassis, but be ready to go to the throttle when you reach your last apex and the car is pointed down the straight.

Mistake #7: Not Using the Entire Track
If you watch professional F1 drivers, you will notice that they use every last inch of the race track, including the flat curbs. All too often I follow students who have great technique but who do not use the entire race track. This hurts their lap times tremendously. When asked, “Why aren’t you using the whole track?” they usually respond with surprise, “I thought I was.”
At some time during practice, you should touch the curbs slightly so that you know you are using the entire track. Next, you should find out which of the flat curbs will help or hurt your lap times. Racing is a game of inches. Inches become tenths of a second. A tenth of a second on each corner can turn into a full second per lap.

Mistake #8: Failure to Compensate for Slip Angles
Everyone knows that race cars slide or drift through corners, but not all race drivers completely understand the effects of slip angles or the direction of drift.
If you are braking, downshifting and turning into a corner correctly, but are still not near the apex, you may not be compensating for the slip angle of your car. Perhaps you are aiming for the apex cone, but you just cannot seem to hit it correctly.
The fix may be relatively easy. Aim behind the apex cone, imagining a “false” or “phantom” apex cone is there. By compensating for your car’s slip angle, you will probably hit the apex precisely. This may take some experimentation as you may compensate too much or too little for the slip angle while finding your phantom apex.

Mistake #9: Killing your Momentum in Traffic
While this driving mistake does not apply to autocross racing, it is most definitely one of the most common and frustrating problems for inexperienced race drivers. Getting boxed in. Losing your momentum. Getting stuck behind a slower car. Being unable to pass for a lap or two. Does this sound familiar?
The best solution to this problem is early recognition of the slower driver. Notice where he is on the track now and where he most likely will be when you want to pass him. Depending on your race pace, you may either need to speed up or slow down to pass him at the point where your momentum will not be diminished dramatically.
You may have to hustle and out-brake the lapper before the next series of slow “S” turns, or you may have to lay back a little and build momentum off a turn to pass him on the next straightaway. This is perfecting the art of looking ahead to the max.
If you get extremely proficient at this technique, you can use it to strategically sandwich a car that you are passing between you and a car that is in hot pursuit of you. Not only can looking ahead be used to maintain your own momentum, but it can be used to kill someone else’s momentum. When it works, it is truly a thing of beauty.

Mistake #10: Poor Weight Management
Small tire contact patches are all that keep you from leaving the track. The faster you go, the more critical your contact patches become. Fast race drivers are masters of weight management. They shift weight smoothly and seamlessly from front to rear, from side to side in an effort to maximize traction and maintain speed around the track.
Great weight management requires an empathetic connection to a car’s suspension and those tiny little tire contact patches. Smooth braking. Smooth throttle. Smooth weight transition while at speed. Balance. Touch. Feel. This is what separates the great drivers from the near-greats.
Once you have read all of the books on race driving and after you have learned all of the proper driving techniques, racing ultimately comes down to a couple of factors: How well you are communicating with your race car and how much in synch you are with the race track. Hopefully, at some point in time you will be able to concentrate less on the minute details of driving and start feeling like an artist who grows more confident with every bold brush stroke he puts down on canvas.

(associated pics can be found on the following site)

Taken from: http://www.sccawiregrass.org/mistakes.html





Suffering from automotive change syndrome

8 11 2009

Hi my name is Smoo and Im automotive fanatic. I have a condition that we all suffer from time to time. It is simply a mental state in which one believes their life will be so much better if they changed one seemingly small aspect of their life. In my case it is vehicles.

I have never been a one eyed manufacturer follower, no Holden or Ford man. I have always valued any vehicle for its standout features, be they its stunning good looks, insane power levels or ability to stick to any corner at any speed.  I have owned a long line of japanese cars, each a focus of a certain fad of automotive modification that I was dreaming of at that time.

I started out with a Mitsubishi Sigma, nothing special but it lunched a diff then a gearbox through P plater hard driving. I then moved onto a Suzuki Vitara, a uni run-a-bout but with dreams of suspension lifts, roof racks, diff lockers, engine swaps and off road prowess. As a side note there was a street machine dreamed up while owning this 4×4, which involved slotting a chevy small block V8 under the hood, 2WD conversion, lowered on big rims. A ballistic burnout rig with the name CHEV-UKI. The weekly trips to university clocked up so many k’s that the gearbox was well and trully shagged and the desire to change grew and the condition settled over me again.

From the off road go anywhere dream, I moved onto an Izusu pickup, locally known as a Holden Rodeo. It started its life as a work hack but was quickly transformed into a US styled minitruck. Big rims and a suspension drop of half a foot that at one point left it riding on the front bump stops. This rough ride was part of the look and I loved it, I even drove from Port Hedland to Perth a trip of 1363km on the bump stops, average speeds of over 130km/hr on monster rims that at the time I didnt know I didnt have the correct tool to remove the wheel nuts. Rust damage from a dodgy windscreen install began the lament of repair or sell and again the condition settled over me.

The next dream was a ’street sleeper’ a high performance vehicle that many wouldnt think could be super quick. I stepped up for my first ever car loan on a Subaru Forester XT, leather interior, huge sunroof and a turbo engine. I am still modding this car to a potent daily driver, but again the daily drive distance of 60+ k’s are clocking up and I begin to think that things would be different if I changed cars. I am thinking of changing to a car with less k’s on it, a more performance orientated car so to make it easier to work on.

I am currently adamant that a turbo’ed Honda S2000 is the solution for my current melancholy, a performance vehicle that would tease other road ‘hoons’ and still have the balls to show them up. It is strange that having an awesome car is not enough and that another vehicle, one that I have never driven, is so much better that Im sure it would make me so very happy.

We all suffer from this affliction at times in our life, maybe its a new monster TV, maybe its losing 10 kilo’s. We think that this change will make every aspect of our lives just that little bit better becuase of the change. Being content with what we have takes a lot of practice and self control, something that comes and goes for all of us Im sure.

What is it in your life that you ‘need’ to change  so everything  is better, so you are complete?





You have the choice to do anything, we just can’t help you.

16 10 2009

The modern landscape of  secondary education is changing, with more subject choices than ever before, each soliciting for students who traditionally would take foundation subjects like chemistry and physics. Unfortunately in the rush to cater to the apparent desire for more variety of subjects, schools are sacrificing student  support. Even though every subject under the sun is available, we can not cater to your needs.

Term four has leered back into my life like a toothless vagrant stalking around a bottle shop hoping for spare change with a halitosis smile. The welcomed term three holidays were a great catalyst to reducing stress in many a teacher, myself included, however the rosy glow of the pregnant possibilities of the final term have quickly vanished. The realisation of student ability and behaviour have sullen the dream.

The current batch of year ten students have been repeatedly identified as a weak academic group, a point that on the whole I would agree with. This in itself is depressing when all your rosy holiday views of what can be achieved when school goes back are instantly dashed against the jagged rocks of realisation. But when a request to meet with the deputy principal about classes for next year for senior school sent me digging through the class lists for next year Science subjects, what I found was appalling.

The best kids of my classes were not doing subjects that funnelled them towards university, oh no, they had chosen Industrial Studies or Automotive courses. The best minds I had were to become grease monkeys and brickies. What topped it off was that of the students who had chosen traditional top end Science subjects numbers were so small that the deputy was having difficulty in justifying running the class. The school was not running these subjects due to the numbers enrolled, as little as 6 and 2 in some cases, which from a economical sense is just not feasible.

So the options available to these students, under the latest system of inter-school co-operation means that they have to travel to another school to participate in the subject. Previously we had offered the subjects through SIDE (The Schools of Isolated and Distance Education.) even though we are located within the metro area. Unfortunately our students are too weak to be self directing in their education to be able to survive in such a system of homework and occasional teacher interaction.

With a recent partnership of local schools now forming the backbone of our districts education, students now have the option of a wide variety of subjects that may have previously not been available to them. Each of the schools can now offer subjects to all the students of the district. However no one can explain how students from one school are expected to travel from one suburb to another during the school day to attend classes. Nor how they will get back in time for another class or who will cover the costs of the travel.

Our students are behind the majority of the state in much of their education for a variety of reasons, our National Testing data can attest to this, and yet here we are putting another road block in the students paths. I can not see a how removing the ladder to student dreams and replacing it with Escher’s staircase room can possibly help.

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Freeways of life

18 09 2009

A recent guest on Top Gear commented about the parallels between life and the lanes of the freeways. The freeways of Perth are nowhere near as complex as those of the UK but there are some similarities, especially with the use of the right lane.

Slow traffic keep left, be courteous keep left, keep left unless overtaking. These rules are common knowledge, and yet day after day I witness people who are ignorant or chose not to adhere to them. This morning while on my work run down the freeway, (In the right lane because Im overtaking the 95-105km/hr brigade) with the less than legal but safe distance of two and a bit car lengths between my car and the one in front, a ‘left lane loser’ leapt out.

I have the view that if there is a gap for a vehicle then merge, if there is a gap but it is a bit small, indicate and see if the car behind allows you in then merge. When there isnt a gap, DON’T MERGE. This morning a Hyundai excel with flapping window visor, missing body kit and banana yellow paint leapt out into a gap in front of me that was clearly too small.

Now I did what we all hate, I didnt give him the benefit of the doubt. I didnt back off. I continued at the same speed and same distance from the car in front of him as I had before he ‘merged’. This set him off.

The beanie head is darting from mirror to mirror, a shake of the fist and the blocking with the car in the left lane. Now I should have remained calm, maybe i should have just flashed the headlights and shook my head like the tweed jacketed Camry owners of the world. No. Instead I waited until the gap in the left lane was adequate for me to over take him. aggressive? no. Annoying? yes.

Again I appeal to the gods of the freeways to smite these road hogs down with flat tyres, cooked radiators or canary yellow windscreen stickers.  Please head my calls, or at least grant me the tank to teach these drivers with.





On the spur of the moment.

8 09 2009

Today I applied for a job. Totally spur of the moment, with little forethought. The job seemed perfect for me, requiring subject knowledge that I have in exactitude. I had not really planned a change of job until after next year as the current workplace climate is in flux with possible juciy positions available as of next year.

What will be will be, I am not climbing the walls in rabid desire to escape my current workplace, maybe the lack of alcohol for over 2 weeks now has something to do with that. But I do not want to become en rutted in a school for too long. Hearing some of the ‘lifers’ times spent doing the same job at the same school makes me cringe.

There is a change in the air.